1,000,000 people I will never be friends with

What is this crazy madness of bloggage?

I just realised that Fred is about 2,000 subscribers away from 1 million subscribers. Considering he gets about 5 subscribers a minute, if not more, I reckon he'll hit the 1 million mark tonight. I'm blogging about it literally because it'll happen while I'm asleep.

I don't even bother to wonder why people are still subscribing to him. It's flat out depressing. At least I know that Fred's subscriber list doubles up as a "People I would never be friends with" list. If I happen to see they are subscribed to Fred, then they cannot be friends with me. You can't even use the excuse of "subscribing for the lulz", or keeping up so you can bitch every time he uploads a new video. How difficult is it to type "Fred" into Google? His channel is the first result so, it's pretty easy to get there without subscribing.

Am I the only one who thinks that he has a very punchable face? I'm not a violent person, but I think it'd be satisfying to punch him right between the eyes.

Who knows, maybe it's just me.

I somehow doubt it.